Tomorrow is Drake Day. The Views Rendezvous. The light skin is all the way in day of 2016. But to all my brothers of darker complexion there is no hate thrown, we all get to flex together. On April 29, Drake will dominate every headline available with the release of his new album and the launch of tickets for his Summer Sixteen tour, which is costarring Future. This one is for us fellas. Drake, Future and all of their glory.
I’m going to say this one time and one time only: enjoy this one with your boys, not bae.
This isn’t your ordinary Drake show. Much like the Jungle tour, there is an aura of boss level performances that hovers when these two are heading to stages. This show doesn’t have opening acts from Miguel or Jhene Aiko. This is Future. Every man’s current trap spirit animal. The man who rocking rings, figurative representatives of his slew of street classic material, like Robert Horry. These two men brought their powers into one super fest of masculine bravado. This must be enjoyed with the squad so you can be in full cocky enjoyment and proclaim at the top of your lungs “me and my friends we got money to spin” if the duo unites.
In the past Drake shows could be the move for you and boo, but this Drake is a little bit different. This is fresh off of Meek Mill beef Drake, just sent out warning shots with “Summer Sixteen” Drake, “Back to Back” Drake. Don’t let the light skin and beard fool you into some soft shit, this guy is a little ruthless.
Speaking of that beard, do you really want to be around your lady as she gushes over Drake? Name some woman that isn’t in the least bit attracted to the 6ix God right now. It’s not a thing bro. You all can be in the same building but make sure your seats aren’t together.
Besides, this tour is here to light up the summer, not cuffin season. This tour is to tear out mouths and make people feel some type of way. The Summer Sixteen tour is to provide a party environment that will aim to please. This tour is Drake’s and Future’s victory lap, a celebration that their on top of the game. So run off on the plug, or your bae, with them. Give you and your homies a grand summer night.